Simply Peculiar

Wednesday, June 26, 2013

Wiping your bottom is not a job you want to half-ass.

Posted by Dennis Taylor at 9:11 PM

Dennis Taylor: In my head I am the most interesting man in the world. Dos Equis made a new beer called Tres Equis for me because Dos Equis wasn't cool enough. The voice inside my head speaks Swahili with German subtitles but I understand every word. I'm the kind of guy Superman wants his kids to be like when they grow up and Hugh Hefner wishes he already was. In my head Celine Dion sings songs about me, and everyone likes them. My mind is a wonderful world of comical mayhem and fantastical imagery. The thoughts in my head are an agglomeration of unusual notions layered between fluffy layers of marshmallow happiness. And in my head that last sentence made perfect sense. Crazy? Maybe. Or maybe just simply peculiar.

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